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Tuesday, February 8, 2011

I'm an honorary sister.

I can't contain my excitement!  I just got myself a job in an office full of wonderful black women and I've never been more pleased.  I've spent my entire life trying to find the kinds of people I can connect with, here they were all along.  Being a young Caucasian male in this kind of setting was scary at first, I wasn't sure if I'd be turned into some sort of pet in an act of reverse sexism and racism.  It turned out to be quite the opposite.

I was accepted wholesomely into their busty ebony bosoms and became dubbed an honorary "sistuh."

Their shared love for keepin' it real and sassy attitude meshed well with my own and I really hit it off with them.  I keep on the same weavelength as these fine Nubian females all day, shooting witty banter back and forth and hating on the white woman.

Needless to say, I've found my calling.  I just hope my racist parents aren't surprised...  They're against me dating these luscious women, but they haven't said anything about becoming one.

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