Hunting is not a sport.

After several hours of watching this monster from hundreds of feet away, Billy and Phillip finally killed it with a high tech rifle.

Hunting isn't a sport.  It could be, but it isn't.  Sports have points, teams, and rules set in place to make it fair.  There is absolutely nothing fair about killing something unarmed from a vantage point.  Don't get me wrong, I'm not an animal rights activist; in fact, I love showing my dominance over an animal. I just don't think shooting something shows dominance, it shows that you're too much of a queef to fight it on its playing field.

First of all, when you play a sport, both sides should know they're playing.  You never run up to someone on the street with a basketball and start dribbling around them, I've tried, their defense is terrible and I've made every shot.  So if you're driving around in a Ford F-150 blasting "Free Bird" looking for your opponent taking a shit in the woods, unload your equipment, set up, then kill your opponent with a shitty ass...  It's not a sport.

If you're gunna hunt, you might as well do it right.  Stand eye-to-eye with your opponent and take it on like a man.



Furs vs Skins



Secondly, all sports have some sort of balance.  When you're hunting, you know exactly where your opponent is.  Can an animal see you?

"I hope the deer don't win this round."

Yup.  Hunting is totally a sport.  You know what else is?  Rape.  But at least rape is harder because you actually have to do some work, I'm pretty sure frat dudes can back me up on that one.