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Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Incoming Hate #3: Pharmasluttical.

Saddle up Paul Revere, 'cause the hate's coming.  I've got my ass-cannon ready to fire off some chocolate balls at pharmacies, AKA white-collar drug dealers.  And god damn, they're fuckin' fine...

Ever since I had a job at a hospital I saw firsthand the tits methods pharmaceutical companies use to sell their drugs.  And quite frankly?  I wish every drug dealer used the same methods.

Just imagine sitting at home when suddenly a fine woman sporting the "slutty secretary look" comes up to your door with a briefcase.  Turns out, the briefcase is filled with samples of weed that she wants to sell to you for a price of - OH MY GOD THOSE TITS ARE FANTASTIC.  MAKE IT RAIN, HATER, MAKE IT RAIN.

The fact her lace bra was playing hide-and-seek with you the entire time forces you to buy a few samples.  Now you have a super hot woman delivering your drugs.  Sounds like an offer money can easily buy and will.

It's the oldest ploy, sex.  And pharmacies are using it day in and day out.  They sell the drugs to the doctors with sex, the doctors give it to the patients, the patients are now "prescribed" and the pharmacy banks.

These women pharmaceutical companies hire are beyond hot, they're fantasy.  And they're running around from office to office selling their drugs through their bodies like the transvestitutes in New York.

And let's face it, if you're a young and attractive woman surrounded by wealthy doctors (some of which are physically fit and handsome), you're probably gunna get banged at some point; and that will only sell more drugs.  Win, win, win, win, win.  It's a self-sufficient process that I can jerk off to in my mind all day (only because they mix sex, drugs and money so well).

At the end of the day, these women are worse than strippers, porn stars or even escorts.  Their entire job is to seduce your care provider (the person who provides you with care) and inject a little bit of their poison into the system.  Because of her tight body and perky boobs  business savy and charisma you're being prescribed unfamiliar drugs for (in most cases) more money.

God bless America (and sex).

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