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Monday, April 4, 2011

Baby Geniuses.

So, I'm sure you watched the video.  This has been getting buzz for some weeks now, I didn't mind it.  If kittens jumping into paper bags gets millions of hits, I think two blabbering buffoons should get their fifteen minutes too.  But, when videos like this get press like this:

http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/2011/03/31/2011-03-31_youtube_video_of_babbling_babies_has_experts_talking.html

You need to realize that people can actually get more stupid than they already are.

Case and point.

I was a child once.  When I started making stupid noises with my mouth, nobody was around to videotape said noises.  There was, however, a person close enough to throw something at my dumb fuckin' face to get me to stop making these noises.

This is precisely what's wrong with kids these days.  Instead of stopping the oral diarrhea, parents video tape it and maximize the hits on their blog (which is only filled with more videos of their ugly kids).  If you keep letting your kids make all that damn noise in your house they're gunna grow up like retards and get beat up for not being able to control the pitch of their voices.

Now, experts are studying this video.  Maybe I'm blind, but all I see is two babies making loud noises at each other and one of them thinking it's funny.  Probably because he has a huge wad of shit in his diapers.

I mean, did you see the diaper on that one?  That thing is hanging lower than an old man's ass cheeks.  It's either he just pumped out a chocolate hotel, or he's hung like a fucking walrus.

Instead, the experts say that these kids are developing communicational skills by screaming like retards at each other.  If those babies were in a communications class, they'd earn an "S" for SHUT THE FUCK UP.  YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

There's nothing new about these two babies acting like class "A" buffoons.  Kids have been doing this for years.  Wanna know where they wind up?


The only difference here is that I don't want to bang your kid (and they aren't blind or deaf.  They're just fucking idiots).

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