Word(s). Part I.

While you haters are at home jerking each other off with gimp sissy hands, I'm here making art.  I like words, so here's some words I like.  Recognize.

The Manliest Word.

trudge/trəj/

Noun: A difficult or laborious walk: "the long trudge back".

Verb: Walk slowly and with heavy steps, typically because of exhaustion or harsh conditions.

Trudge is an extremely manly word 'cause that's precisely what men do.  We trudge through everything.  Swamps, streets, work, life, parenting, etc.  Men bear a weight a female could not understand, they pirouette through life knowing they have a man's penis on lock-down; and that's precisely why men trudge around looking for the poon.

This word is chunky, it almost forces a man to speak like Clint Eastwood and not to mention it bears the same amount of weight that men bear.  Just say it...  Trudge.


The Gayest Word. 

rasp·ber·ry/ˈrazˌberē/Noun

1. An edible soft fruit related to the blackberry, consisting of a cluster of reddish-pink drupelets.

2. The plant (Rubus idaeus) of the rose family that yields this fruit, forming tall, stiff, prickly stems (canes).


Now, just to clarify, I don't mean "gayest" as in homosexual.  I mean "gayest" as in fucking GAY.  A word like raspberry not only looks like it cross dresses all the time, it looks like it has its own personal collection of raspberry-flavored dildos ripe for the picking. 

Raspberries aren't even used for manly foods. 

Pretty peach soup?  Triple chocolate bliss cake?  None of these sound appealing to any red-blooded male.  I guarantee you can't find a gayer word than raspberry.


The Most Feminine Word.
 
temp·ta·tion/tempˈtāSHən/Noun

1. A desire to do something, esp. something wrong or unwise

2. A thing or course of action that attracts or tempts someone

When choosing a word you need to take a lot of things into consideration.  The body, the sound, the meaning and the underlying themes.  Women are usually wrong or unwise; plus, the way temptation comes out of your mouth makes you think of women.  The soft "T" sounds, the lusty "shun" at end combined with the forbidden connotations of the word make temptation perfect for women.

Men don't fuck with temptation because we're creatures of impulse; there is no temptation, there is only opportunity for men.  You say words like temptation when you're biting your lower lip and your muffins are getting buttered up.  Simply put, I can read an entire Playboy without seeing temptation once, whereas a romance novel can't go a paragraph without temptation.