It's Thursday night and I'm fucking baked. You can't fuck with this, haters.
Ladies, two words. The fuck? You ladies flaunt your new found independence - oh wait... Your independence is old news, get back in line 'cause you're doing it wrong. Men don't flaunt their independence, why? 'Cause we've been running shit since my grandmother was humping Zeus, believe it. Men know how to use their independence, we don't let it run to our heads. Sure, we might exert our power to do whatever the fuck we want, but we keep a delicate balance in society.
Once women suddenly get a role of influence in the world everything is suddenly in decay. 2012 is upon us because women can't remember their gender role. Sounds sexist but in reality it's science. Humans are matriarchal by nature and you women are ruining that part by creating stay-at-home dads and day cares. Best kind of day care? Your mother, the person who knows you inside and out. Your mother also gives me night care. That's a blowjob when the sun goes down for those who aren't following.
Fact of the matter remains. You got some power, now be responsible with it or else you're gunna ruin the entire world.
